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bookblather ([personal profile] bookblather) wrote in [community profile] rainbowlounge2014-07-18 03:16 am
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Paint-by-Numbers for Shipwreck_Light

I hope you like it, darling! Mulligans freely available.


1. Okay, could you sound a little more creepy? (Boreas consciously tries.)
2. You know you're really not allowed to face death without me. (Duclos is in the wrong place at the wrong time without Tian.)
3. Yeah, my only pleasure left in life: concocting ways to embarrass you. ("Though you're doing just fine on your own.")
4. Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured. (Oh, Yueh. So adorably hopeless.)
5. No, hey, hey, you know what? She's pretty scary. If we hadn't found something, she probably would have glared us to death. (Vestalee's coworkers both love and fear her.)
6. The Internet has everything. (Briar Rose discovers things.)
7. Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty. (Hey, it's been a while!)
8. I want you to know that you can tell me things. (Seine doesn't actually believe this, but it's a nice sentiment.)
9. Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing? / Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid?" ("Put that down immediately or you'll blow something up.")
10. John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgment and wisdom with occupation is at best...insulting. (What we were before.)
11. How is that even possible? / You're still asking that question? / I'm still hoping for an answer. (How does Zephyr even do that.)
12. Now, focus on something benign. Not me! I haven't been benign since 1956! (Henri has been in the business for quite some time.)
13. Oh, you know, texting. It's what the kids do these days instead of going to dinosaur races. (Nobody understands Shannon.)
14. I guess we can't even pretend to be normal, huh? (Parent-teacher conferences; either Henri and Alexandra or Zephyr and Pip.)
15. Really? That was the plan? Hit the big one? (Doc Islington cannot believe what these people think is a good idea.)
16. You guys sound excited! Did I solve it?! (Kitto just wants to be loved.)
17. There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota. (Vier is stuck somewhere unpleasant.)
18. People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize. (Siebenkas and Skuld.)
19. Relax. She shocks you all the time; it's your thing. (Roissy likes to keep her courtiers on their toes.)
20. Hey, Big Brother's watching. / Yes, yes, and so can Little Sister. (Pip spies on people for fun.)
21. Yes, just what the world needs: a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache. (Alexis has ambitions.)
22. Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya. ("YAY THE NEW ONE SHARES MY INTERESTS!")
23. Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color. ("Though I'm willing to try.")
24. Yes, yes, Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! (Somebody's courtier is being obtuse.)
25. Do you have any enemies? / I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin, that usually pisses someone off. (Ambra knows she's fabulous.)
26. Can I talk to you about something? / Will it make me feel old and uncomfortable? ("Daaaaaaad!")
27. I imagine losing a child is the worst pain a person can go through. / No, actually. When I tracked them down, what I did to the men who killed my daughter, that's the worst pain a person can go through. (Henri does not fuck around.)
28. I can do black, I can do white, not so good with grey. (My liege-lord, right or wrong.)
29. From here, I can count eight ways you can escape. Wait, the spatula, make that nine. (Nene is creative.)
30. This is why Jedi turn to the dark side. (Blue puts up with a distressing amount of things.)
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