Paint-by-Numbers for Geena!

[subluxate]

Eton Blue


1. detention [There's always that first arrest.]
2. locker [Only one of the siblings ever got shoved in one, and that was until a sister stepped in.]
3. sex ed [If school won't teach it, teenagers will teach themselves.]
4. elective [Some choices are much more unconventional than others.]
5. driver's ed [Torey. Jaguar. Need I say more?]
6. partying [Some deals are definitely worth celebrating.]
7. school night [When kids go to bed early.]
8. prom [Nearly every one of them got laid the night of theirs.]
9. cafeteria food ["How can you eat that?"]
10. class dismissed [Here endeth the lesson.]
11. hall pass [One of these days, Torey's going to start issuing them.]
12. senior slump [A colicky baby is totally a reason to sleep through class.]
13. college applications [Anywhere under Ivy League is hardly worth it.]
14. guidance counselor [You've got to feel for this poor person.]
15. nurse ["Are you going to give me a sponge bath now?"]
16. term paper ["You can't give me homework!" / "I just did." / "'Seven Ways to Stop Being a Douchebag' isn't a valid assignment in anyone's world."]
17. foreign language ["...how did you fail Italian?"]
18. theater [Some of the negotiations aren't so much negotiations as a show.]
19. valedictorian [WINNING.]
20. graduation [Eventually, they all leave St. Joseph's.]