Jack was reading when he walked through the door, a new script he'd been given that was damn near pornography. Heterosexual pornography, more was the insult, and he was almost certain that unless his supposedly bisexual character suddenly did a 180 and actually kissed a man by the end of the movie, he was going to pass on this one. No matter what his agent had to say about it, he was definitely--

And his living room was not this white.

Jack looked up, and swore violently in a mixture of English and Spanish. "--not this fucking shit again!"