"Oh, a doctor! Wonderful, wonderful. I've come to the right place, then," Robin said cheerfully. The woman didn't look that much older than the Queen, but her crisp demeanor reminded him enough of the lady princess that he figured he was in capable enough hands.

"I was having a pint or two in the tavern, miss, and...well, things escalated, to say the least."

He shook his head, and more bits of glass fell out, tinkling against the impossibly shiny floor.