Jack turned, or rather bobbed himself around, and saw before him a young man who was really quite ageless and had a presence about him Jack had never before felt. He also, point of interest, looked as if he thought he was better than everyone else.

Within him, Miranda stiffened in outrage and Charlotte saddened and Nicholas and Pip whispered "do it, dooooo it, you know you want to, do it."

Jack grinned.

"I am Jackson, Prince of Starside, grandson of Nancy, son of Christopher and Isobel, brother of Miranda and Charlotte, father to none, grandfather to none," he intoned. "What are you, who accost me so?"