ON THE DAY OF MY BIRTH THERE SHALL BE MERCY.

On all other days, there will be vodka, cake, and cake-flavored vodka.

Congratulations on BEING LE AWESOME. You know, some more.

Your prompts (as promised, from my personal stash)...

1) Gives new meaning to the phrase "fuck a duck."

2) I want to find my Enkidu.

3) 4/5 Fun toy, but brought the End Times >:(.

4) Let he without sin slap the shit out of the asshole over yon.

5) Chanical teacausp.

6) I broke something in my thinking thingy.

7) A dragon doing the belly roll is the perfect addition to any song.

8) It just amused me a little to imagine a little boy breast feeding a dump truck.

9) Which I’ll do when the last vestige of joy drains from my soul.

10) But I put the secrets of the universe in my underwear.