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Sra ([personal profile] sarcasticsra) wrote in [community profile] rainbowlounge2011-12-30 09:41 pm
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Paint-by-numbers for Kelly!

I wasn't going to do such a long color list, and then I saw this one. And I had to. Here you go, Kelly!


1. Nothing suits you like a suit. (Isabella and her suits.)
2. So get off the field at the Superdome, 'cause you ain't no Saint. (The business being what it is, none of them are angels.)
3. A magician's best friend is a drunk audience. (Dan needs help with something.)
4. Let's go to the mall everybody! (Family vacation, everybody!)
5. Whenever you feel like calling her, you come find me first. And I will punch you in the face. (AU: What if David had somehow been kept away from Maggie?)
6. Two beavers are better than one. (Corlioni women do not take any shit.)
7. 'Til they graduate, and we destroy it with sledgehammers...as a family. (Piss off all the Corlionis, be prepared for some serious destruction.)
8. Oh, so dating you's like winning the lottery? (Paul and Nicoletta: his side.)
9. Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night. (Nicoletta and Liam do not consummate their wedding night.)
10. Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college. (Eva and Michael have to figure out how to make it work.)
11. OK, it involves a game of "Truth or Dare", a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community. (Nicoletta shows up at Flavia's one night, drunk and/or high out of her mind.)
12. We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me. How is that a relationship? (In a fling, someone wants more. The other person does not.)
13. She's still drunk from last night. (Gino and Vito are so glad to be done with high school.)
14. Wait a minute. You're able to cross the threshold of a church? (Reconciling faith and the business.)
15. Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out. Think of how the American family will be strengthened! (Johnny, Michael, Lena, and Emily: the progression of a family.)
16. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn't be here for one more second. (Beyond everything, they're still family.)
17. What I’ll have, oh I don’t know maybe a beer and that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar! (They've all done mock-worthy things while drunk.)
18. If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine. (Secret nerdiness!)
19. Jelly beans, fluffernutter, Gummi bears, ginger snaps- this is a grocery list. (Truth AU: "I've been doing my own grocery shopping since I was nine.")
20. Yes, I know it's the city that never sleeps, but guess what? I like to sleep! (Someone is woken up abruptly.)
21. Oh you didn't hear? I'm a lead anchor on CNN and I've got a penthouse overlooking Central Park made of gold! (Gina Sophia adjusts to being rich.)
22. How do these bad boys feel in bed? (AU: Brenda/Bill/John)
23. After he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-prong approach which really brought him to his knees. (Quitting AU: Torey isn't happy about Johnny's decision. They have to work it out.)
24. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story. (Romeo doesn't play games.)
25. At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddy bear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic. (Angela so owns David.)
26. I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant. (Possibly AU: Years later, Johnny runs into Brian.)
27. She's keeping on saying to play the bagpipes harder, but it sounds like he's bagpiping her pretty hard. (Office sex.)
28. Are you gonna order a drink, or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid? (How do Dan's other regular customers feel whenever the Corlionis invade?)
29. Ted, your mother is a very, very erotic woman. (Vito will hurt you for talking about his mother.)
30. Quick question. How are you guys going to handle the whole Santa thing? (A couple has a disagreement about some aspect of child-rearing.)

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