Zephyr's fingers did him absolutely no good come the matter of Teresa's family. It was exactly too much. Hell, once they all started having kids of their own- that was more people than had lived in the compound where he grew up. Possibly more than the resident population of Key Calando if they all shared their father's proclivities. And that business was genetic, so...

"That is so awesome. You got your own personal army right there!"

Maybe not the most effective army in the world if they were all so button-cute as Teresa.

"The two that're missing- they just walk away or did, err, somethin bad happen?"