"See," Johnny says, "that's the thing. She's completely fuckin' sober." He shakes his head. "I need more wine. She says in her universe, I'm married ta you, Brian, an' Matt. Matt's a platonic marriage. Dunno what's goin' on there, I stopped her when she said she's also married ta him. You're married ta Brian too. An' there're a ton a kids in our house--Brian an' I have six, you an' I have three. So I'm goin' with 'wormholes an' wine'." He shrugs. "The wine also helps lessen the shit with my ma, so that's a bonus."