Paint-by-numbers for Kat

[shadowsong26]

Most of these are pretty general again. A few specific prompts, though ^^ Hope these work for you!

1. oh snap (Joy makes a Statement)

2. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter (There are days when Miranda runs out of patience with some of the people she works with)

3. you just got served (Gail achieves a flawless victory)

4. have you been helped? (Sometimes people just won't leave)

5. how about never? (There are some days where I just want to set the world on fire.)

6. I see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself in public (Someone attempts to pick up Ivy)

7. You remind me of when I was young and stupid (Ivy as an old lady)

8. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant (You have used up all the patience I have to spare)

9. if I throw a stick, will you leave? (It's the end of a long day, and Miranda just can't handle any more interruptions)

10. bring a friend, if you have one (And also a bottle of wine. Please?)

11. I can explain this to you, I can't comprehend it for you (But I will try and try and try again, because I love you.)

12. you've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares (And, no, trying to restate your petty objection won't help)

13. if ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive (And a tiny part of me envies you for it)

14. did you skinny-dip in the stupidity pond? (I can't believe that just came out of your mouth!)

15. you should do some soul-searching, maybe you'll find one (Not everyone who meets her likes Miranda)